Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
