He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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