Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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