no, he came in my armpit
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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