quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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