I hate your face
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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