yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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