put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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