I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We got so high we made milksteak
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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