is your mom at the bar?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The air was thick with penises
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So. Much. Porn.
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