god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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