how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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