So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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