Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
someone owes me an orgasm
smell my finger.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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