Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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