he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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