He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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