i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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