Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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