This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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