now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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