Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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