Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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