Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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