Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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