Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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