question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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