Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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