Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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