party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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