Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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