Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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