But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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