I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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