I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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