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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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