Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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