Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Fuck appropriateness.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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