is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I think my moral compass just broke
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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