we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Your cock deserves a montage
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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