dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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