Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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