You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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