The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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