dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
There are leaves in my underwear?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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