I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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