Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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