you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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