# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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