well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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