Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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