He felt like a one man threesome
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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