I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
try to milk me bitch
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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