I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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