why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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